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oknope:

is your face from mcdonalds? cause im loving it

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burgerkid:

when people act dumb

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today my mom laughed for 30 minutes about this

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Today I went to Subway.

There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”

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fasterfood:

when u hold the door open for someone and they dont say thank you

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illkim:

me when a fight breaks out at school

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snorlaxatives:

why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes

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housewifeswag:

look at dis rolly baby

housewifeswag:

look at dis rolly baby

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