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blowmydandelion:

i laughed for 10 minutes

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beyoncescock:

seven billion people on this planet and i have 2 friends

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kanyewestevil:

schools have stairs so you can throw yourselves down them

(via gnarly)


trillow:

"hello 911 i’d like to report a murder in th-" "haha, wow you’re a little snitch. hold on a sec. HEY DAVE, CHECK OUT THIS FUCKIN SNITCH ON LINE THREE"

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lvysaur:

Isn’t it weird how glue doesn’t get stuck to the container it’s in

(via hotboyproblems)


bahbumplug:

when u put on a song u like at a party that no one knows

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summervirgin:

Look  at them eyes…how could one say no.

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